![]() ![]() Many of the most iconic movies and gun scenes have already been picked off. We are grateful for your hard work and will try to post it up when we can." When we tried to e-mail the blog at one point, we got an automatic reply that read, in part, "If you've sent us an image it's now standing in a very long queue of awesomeness, waiting to see some action. Since the initial batch of images went up, submissions have been pouring in. ![]() The name for the blog is a play on the magazine Guns & Ammo, and the header for the blog was purposely designed to resemble the logo of the magazine. I had about 15 images by the next day," he says. The humor and the friendly competition did the rest of the work. "I sent the Skyfall image as an example round to all my mates with itchy Photoshop (mouse/Wacom) fingers. While searching for stock images to paste in, he found a picture of a thumbs up and thought that would be even better. Also because the remains of the first destroyed Terminator are recovered and form the basis of the work done at Cyberdyne, Skynet only exists because it sent a Terminator back in the first place.The next day he tried to photoshop Daniel Craig pointing instead of holding a gun. Therefore Skynet is responsible for the creation of John Connor in the first place. John Connor sends Kyle Reece back in time to protect Sarah Connor but forgets to use protection himself leading to John Connor being born. Skynet sends a Terminator back in time to assassinate Sarah Connor. If John Connor exists in the future and decided not to send back a T-800, what would happen? Would his future self just disappear if killed in the past? Does it just form a new splintered alternative reality timeline? Does the universe implode? How does John Connor know to do this? Because he was there in the past to be rescued by said T-800 from the aforementioned T-1000. John Connor’s future self is able to send a reprogrammed T-800 back in time to rescue him from the T-1000 sent back by Skynet. If that’s not a case of the future already being set, I don’t know what is. Tell that to Kyle Reece who, in the first movie, travels from 2029 back to 1984 to protect Sarah Connor but also becomes the father of the leader of the resistance he fights for in the future, his present. No Fate - “The Future’s Not Set, There is No Fate But What We Make for Ourselves” Time travel Is ridiculous and makes no sense aka MY HEAD HURTS! She should know full well that since John came to rescue her at the asylum, he would also try to stop her from killing Dyson and therefore jeopardise his own safety at a location the T-1000 would likely be monitoring. After being told she wouldn’t see her son she flew into an unrestrained rage, ranting about the inevitable destruction of the human race further increasing the term of her incarceration and after having a bad dream she runs off to murder wholesome family man Miles Dyson who is just trying to provide for his family by reverse engineering a mysterious futuristic microchip (he probably should have stuck to cyclone vacuum cleaners). In the first place, she tried to blow up a computer factory instead of taking care of her young son which led to her incarceration and inability to continue protecting him. ![]() Ok so she’s had a hard time of it and is locked in an insane asylum because no-one believes her story of an unstoppable killing machine being sent from the future to murder her unborn baby but she’s still a dumbass. It’s also quite happy to repeat the moronic phrases taught to it by some whiny punk douchebag kid who just happens to be the future saviour of the human race. Granted it was 10 years prior, but that guy’s picture must be everywhere! Amongst other things it fails at “down low, too slow”, it’s unable to understand the concept of why killing might be a bad move (at the very least it’s hugely conspicuous!) and it casually tucks a still cocked semi-automatic pistol back into its trousers (keep an eye out, I’m pretty sure I didn’t imagine that). As soon as it arrives in the present day it decides to dress almost identically to the Terminator seen in the first movie which murdered a great number of civilians and police officers. Okay switching the name of the dog whilst talking to the T-1000 was a smart move I’ll give it that but otherwise it’s thick as mince. Whether it’s standing on one leg like a moron (until told otherwise), allowing John Connor to order it into a dangerous rescue mission on more than one occasion (thereby jeopardising its primary mission) or giving the thumbs up whilst being lowered to its death, the T-800 is clearly a complete dumbass. ![]()
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